WV Farm Bureau Magazine December 2014 | Page 21

beyond. We’d point out events of past years as we looked at the older ones. Copper-toned gelatin molds hung on the wall in between uses for making Jell-O salads. Flyswatters were used mostly to threaten spankings, but sometimes for a stinging swat needed on little behinds. Jelly jars were drinking glasses, some with brightly colored cartoon characters or flowers on them. Canning jars were also used for iced lemonade containers on picnics, button jars, or round cutters for biscuits or cookies. A wooden spoon and a pot were noisy toys for babies. In our kitchen, an AM radio sat high on the cookbook shelf. Children were not allowed to change the tuning knob until they were tall enough to reach it. However, some devious youngsters sometimes climbed up on kitchen chairs to change it over to a rock and roll station. There were some strange things in our kitchens. Plates from tourist destinations adorned the walls. Vacations were remembered through plates; the Smoky Mountains, Myrtle Beach, and Rock City were all on wall plates. They provided lessons about heroes, too. John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Richard Petty, and Jesus could all be found on neighborhood kitchen walls. At our house, a string holder hung on the wall. It was made from a shortened oatmeal cylinder. A ball of string was put inside, the lid was put back on and a piece of muslin covered the front. On it, a surprised lady’s face was embroidered and the string came out a little hole shaped like an “O” for her mouth. Another oddity was a toothpick holder in my Aunt Mildred’s kitchen. It was a brown metal log full of toothpicks with a spring-loaded redheaded woodpecker attached. When you pressed the bird forward, a sharp pointed beak speared a toothpick and raised it up for the user. It was moved to the top shelf after one visit as it became dangerous. Someone coaxed little brother to put his finger in the log and push the bird down to “peck” him. Aside from puncture wounds from the toothpick holder, the variety of items, textures, and colors are remembered as welcoming and happy. Maybe the surroundings helped our appetites. We were surely more interested in reading the back of Wheaties boxes for information about the featured athlete than the nutritional breakdown. Come to think of it, today’s diets seem as bland as today’s kitchens. Oh, to trade today’s lunch of salad and broiled vegetables for yesterday’s chicken and dumplings, wilted lettuce with bacon grease, cornbread, buttermilk, and homemade banana pudding! At any rate, our kitchens are perhaps neater and more tastefully decorated these days, but those of the past are a bright cornucopia of wonderful memories. West Virginia Farm Bureau News 21