Vive Charlie Issue 25 | Page 48

As predicted Obama’s an utter

pussy and is shit scared of provoking

me, so he’s decided, if he can’t beat me, join me, and says he’s upping his

attacks on ISIS

I’ve had that idiot John Kerry

begging me to agree to cease fire, presumably so the Americans can re-supply their jihadi friends that want to take me down. I’ve told him I’ll agree to a ceasefire, but I said nothing about

you letting up your attacks - LOL

Don’t worry your little

cotton socks my evil tyrant buddy, as long as I’ve got your back you’ll be fine. Those Yankee bastards won’t be able to overthrow you just so they can open up another energy corridor

I see the Turks and

the Saudis are going to be joining

us in our battle to fight ISIS. This can

only be a good thing