Tone Report Weekly Issue 110 | Page 19

: KEELEY ABSOLUTE WURST Announced on April Fool’s Day, 2015, the Keeley Absolute Würst was initially deemed an April Fool’s prank because of its highly unusual topology. However, it’s not—Robert Keeley designed the Absolute Würst as a strange filter and harmony machine, but there’s no way it stays true to either of those two types. Despite its odd metallic clamor, the circuit is actually highly advanced and employs the use of an expensive Spin FV-1 chip, the current standard in boutique digital processing. The Würst was engineered to screw up one’s signal in the most dissonant way possible, without any straightforward path to do so. The resulting din is unlike any other pedal before it, and likely after it. ToneReport.com 19