The Humor Mill April 2017 | Page 65

All you really need is an Internet star to endorse this one by giving you a shot out and sharing it. Even though ‘they be dragging they’ heels (like closet haters) sometimes, thinkin’ you might be tryin’ to steal some of they’ thunder or whateva’ (pardon my vernacular), you finally get a couple Viners, IGers, Snapchatters, Scopers, etc., to ‘do you a solid’ and show you some love Online! You’re kinda’ feeling yourself, right now. You even go live to broadcast when you click send and launch your latest work. Everybody who claims they love you are super excited for you. It’s a great day! Unfortunately and to your dismay, it still doesn’t do the trick! The downwardly spiraling trend continues. The chasm widens. Th