The Guiding Light / March. 2016 15
TONGUE IN CHEEK
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the world round …… and he laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
Relax …… we’re all crazy …… it’s not a competition.
I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.
Always smile. Life isn’t always full of reasons to smile, but your smile itself is a reason for others to smile, too.
Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know there always there.
Oh Lord, please keep all the stupid people from breeding. We’re getting badly outnumbered down here..