ARTS | PALACE THEATRE & GRAND HALL
The Palace Theatre offers a wonderfully varied
programme throughout the year including
comedy, music, drama, dance, variety and much
more! The Bar is also a great place to relax with
drinks before heading to the show.
The Grand Hall has seen the likes of Primal
Scream, Kasabian, Johnny Marr and Billy
Connolly perform to a 1300 strong audience.
Ayrshire’s 4 star arts and entertainment venue
has a convenient town centre location, friendly
staff, excellent transport links and nearby
parking.
THE PALACE THEATRE & GRAND HALL
9 GREEN ST, KILMARNOCK KA1 3BN
T: 01563 554900 (£1.50 CARD FEE)
TUESDAY - SATURDAY
10AM-4.30PM AND SHOW NIGHTS
Buy tickets online via:
eastayrshireleisure.com
Sidesplitters Comedy Club presents
Bruce Morton
FRI 5 MAY · 7.30PM · £10
Bruce Morton, Scotland’s acclaimed comic,
storyteller and social commentator was
a founder of the Funny Farm Comedy
Collective which helped kick-start the
Scottish stand-up scene in 1989. He soon
attracted UK attention with his appearances
on C4’s Halfway to Paradise in 1990 before
writing and performing his own C4 shows
- Shoe Fetishist’s Guide and Sin with Bruce
Morton.
Now the award winning stand-up and actor
brings his one-man comedy show to the
Palace. Don’t miss this one, trust us!
“Devastatingly funny...wry and poignant”
THE SCOTSMAN
“Quite simply one of the best and most
genuine humourists on the Scottish scene”
THE EXPRESS
(£1.50 Card fee)
Wheelchair access to the theatre, Grand
Hall, bar and box office. Lift access to all
floors (beside theatre main entrance). An
induction loop and an infrared system are
available. Disabled parking spaces must
be booked in advance due to limited
availability. Please advise the box office of
any assistance you may need when booking.
Group discounts available
Why not
pre-order your
drinks at the
Bar and beat
the queue?
N.B. We cannot accept personal cheques.
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BOX OFFICE: 01563 554900