Steel Notes Magazine November 2016 | Page 28

Steel Notes Magazine
November 2016 use of music in a given scene , the film ’ s budget not allowing for more than two X-Men characters and the way a camera moves during an establishing shot . This movie is the first truly Supreme Ironic Superhero movie .
Ryan Reynolds is a WHAM-loving , former Special Forces operative and mercenary , the kind that goes after a scared-stiff pizza delivery guy for stalking a young girl . This former military man is Wade Wilson and he has a propensity for violence but also a soft spot for love , specifically a sizzlingly sexy prostitute named Vanessa ( Morena Baccarin , currently in TV ’ s grisly “ Gotham ”). They have heavy sex and it gets heavier and hotter with each passing holiday and with music set to Neil Sedaka ’ s “ Calendar Girl .” But , hey , this is no rom-com with sweaty sex scenes every few minutes nor does it turn into some soapy romance tragedy when Wade discovers he has advanced lung , liver and brain cancer , you know , the kind of mess that slowly kills you ( perhaps worse than a viewing of “ Van Wilder ”). Though Vanessa promises that they will work it out , Wade hastily departs for a procedure at some dingy laboratory where he is tortured and burned severely by a ruthless mercenary and super mutant named Ajax ( Ed Skrein ). After a series of explosions at the lab and Wade being left for dead , Captain Deadpool , ah , just Deadpool , eventually arises ( and make no mistake about it , despite this story having its origins in a comic-book , a lot of this reminded me of Sam Raimi ’ s fantastic 1990 flick , “ Darkman ”) and he is out to maim and kill as many people as possible to reach Ajax and find a cure for his cheese pizza exterior .

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