I have one friend who lives in the area who said it best. Although he is not a fisherman, we asked him what he could tell us about the smallmouth that live in that creek by his house. He replied with a response that has proven correct time and time again...
C.B. Crumpler loves a good facial hair related prank, a nice glass of scotch, and of course our friend the Smallmouth. He and his wife reside at the Unicorn Factory and will be welcoming a junior unicorn wrangler in February.
"Im pretty sure smallmouth is Native American for pissed off"