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come and it’s going to be such fun”. I was actually visiting my cousins who had TB, and they were in the London Chest Hospital. It all seems really Dickensian but we’re only talking 50-odd years ago. That’s what London was like. I was always a dreamer and a dawdler. I was always told that I was a dawdler because I used to set out for school, at eight o’clock or whatever it was and sometimes I wouldn’t end up there until about ten. And the teachers would say, “Well, where have you been?” There’d be uproar and I was always in trouble and I’d say, “I was coming to school.” I’d have all these fantasies and dreams on the way and I’d do plays to myself and be Doris Day leaping on walls doing Whip Crack Away. I lived in my own kind of fantasy world and actually my fantasy world was much better than my reality. 10 I guess that’s why I became an actress and writer because I always wanted to stay in it. I was dyslexic and at that time nobody really knew what that was. So although I’m incredibly creative, I could never spell and I put things back to front - and of course at that time they thought you were just thick. Instead of you getting more attention the teacher would put you at the back of the class with all the smelly kids. You were just like a no hoper. But actually, it was dyslexia. I loved stories and I loved things like history as well - I never got science but anything creative I loved. It’s just that I couldn’t spell and there was a different set of criteria then. It was reading, writing and arithmetic and that’s what you were judged on. It wasn’t on your creativity. I failed my eleven plus. I just remember looking out the window and imagining all sorts of things. When did you realise that you wanted to become an actress? I realised I wanted to become an actress when I was six years old. That was it, and a lot of the time my mum was quite unhappy and I used to do things to make her laugh and cheer her up. But, as I said, because of this fantasy world that I lived in I’d do things like get in the bath but I wouldn’t just be in the bath. For example, there was a programme called Sea Hunt so I’d have a flannel in my mouth and I’d strap sponges to my back and I’d be swimming. They always used to dive off the back of the boat and I did that once and knocked myself out. I realised, when I did these things, it would make my mum laugh and make her happy, so acting is what I wanted to do. When I was eleven I took myself off to