Popular Culture Review Vol. 25, No. 1, Winter 2014 | Page 10

Popular Culture Review after a bloody nine-year war there had taken countless lives. Luckily, Afghanistan went on to become a place of peace right after that. On May 27, 1988, Microsoft released Windows 2—“the only operating system you’ll ever need.” Luckily, we all still use Windows 2, and it continues to run like a dream. On June 23, 1988, NASA scientist James Hansen was called before the Senate. He testified that man-made global warming had begun and was measurable. He used the phrase “climate change” and warned that drastic measures had to be taken and changes needed to be implemented immediately in order to protect the planet. Luckily, everyone listened and today the planet is fixed. On October 30, 1988, Philip Morris bought Kraft Foods for $13.1 billion dollars in one of the largest—and strangest—corporate takeovers in history. But luckily, all of the multinational corporations after that decided to play nicely once they got together, and capitalism has worked ever since to lower prices, spread the wealth, create good living conditions for all, and generate a healthy middle class in the United States. Indeed, it would be too easy to go through the calendar year and find such examples of “the more things change, the more they stay the same.” But we need to be realistic in our analysis, not cynical. And realistically, the relationship between change and permanence is a complicated one with a eomplicated theoretical ontology at work. So let us begin here; in order for something to change, there must be a permanent background or a permanent context behind it such that the change can even be recognized or manifest itself In other words, without something not changing, change itself could never appear. And there is thus, at best, a dialectical relationship at work. To see why this is so, consider the following thought experiment. What if you were suddenly to grow ten times larger than you are right now? Obviously, you and everyone around you would definitely notice this and be able to measure it. You would smash through the ceiling of the room in which you are sitting, looming over it—and everything else—like a giant. Now imagine instead that you grew ten times larger, but at the exact same instant, so did everything else in the imiverse. That is, the entire cosmos, everywhere, started growing at the same rate and eventually ended up ten times larger than when it all began. You, me, tables and chairs, planets and stars and space itself. Imagine everything were to start increasing in size at the same rate. The interesting point is, of course, that we would never notice it. We wouldn’t notice it while it was happening, and we wouldn’t notice it when it was done. In fact, we more or less can’t be sure that this isn’t happening right now in reality