Popular Culture Review Vol. 23, No. 2, Summer 2012 | Page 9

And Say the Zombie Responded? Or, How I Learned to Stop Living and Unlove the Undead In February 2011 Serene Branson, a TV reporter for CBS News who was covering the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles, suffered an on-air breakdown. Over the course of ten seconds on live TV, Branson began slurring her speech and, ultimately, spouting gibberish: Well a very very heavay ah heavy de bertation tonight, we had a very deris-derison. By lets go heah teris tazin loash tiblet hav le pet.1 The Internet video went viral. Some jokingly claimed Branson had become a real-life zombie on the air. Others worried that she had had a stroke. Either way, it appeared that her brain was suddenly not functioning in the way that a normal human brain functions—she was no longer one of us. Branson’s incoherence turned out to be caused by a migraine that mimics the symptoms of a stroke. She recovered quickly and was sent home. But the next day when asked to describe what had happened, her response was still terrifying. At first, she explained, it was not clear to her that something was wrong. She thought she was making sense. All she meant to say was: “Here at the Grammys, Lady Antebellum swept the awards.” When she realized that something had gone wrong, she was still unable to summon up the words to communicate her own inner thoughts. She was making sounds, and was compelled to continue, but the sounds were non-communicative.2 Even the words “very very” and “tonight we had” were not words that she was meaning to say. It is true that some of the most interesting and confounding thing about zombies is their relationship to language and desire—and what this means for consciousness. But before we can confront such complicated issues we need to meet the zombie head on, thinking through exactly what it means for those of us who are living to have the dead still with us. Freud tells us that it is pathological to love the dead. Libido is often mistakenly characterized as exclusively sexual energy, but Freud is clear that it merely indicates one’s life force or life energy in general—the instinctual drive of the id that propels us all forward. When we love, we make an investment of libido in the object of our affection. And this is the problem with loving the dead. Libido must always be “attached.” Once the libido no longer has an external subject or object to which it can be attached, the only way in which we can continue to love the dead is to re-attach that flailing libido to ourselves, taking our self to be the now-missing Other, mistakenly converting a part of the Self into a puppet version of the Other. It is not only metaphysically wrong, it is