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SELL ME SOMETHING Ben Coulson, Chief Creative Officer, GPY&R Australia and New Zealand ... Imagine walking into a luxury store and loudly announcing to anyone within earshot, “Sell me something, God damn it. I’ve got a hunger to buy and the buffet is open, let’s eat!” “Excuse me sir, can I help you (are you crazy, should I call the police)?” “You heard right, my consumer demand is peaking and if I don’t get some retail relief real soon, it’s gonna blow!” Not something I’ve done before, but it would be worth it to see the look on the sales assistants’ faces as they struggled with these new rules of retail engagement. You are going to buy, it’s now just a matter of what and how much. It sounds a bit far-fetched, but this is really what happens when we do our jobs properly. People want to buy things. Sometimes so much it doesn’t completely make sense. It’s worth