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incarnation the film is a mess. We open with Jamie Lloyd giving birth in the subterranean lair of a druidic cult. She should be 15 by this point but she’s played by an actress who doesn’t look a day under 20. The question of who fathered this child is never actually answered, but seeing how Myers is also being held captive by the cult, you surmise some Myers family incest may have occurred. Lloyd escapes and hides the child in a bus sta- tion before Myers impales his niece on some farming equipment. Tommy Doyle, the young boy Laurie Strode was babysitting in the original film, is all grown up and played by a freshfaced Paul Rudd. He lives across from the Myers house, which is now inhabited by relations of its original residents, the Strodes. Hearing Lloyd call a radio talk show, he tracks down her baby and hides it in his room. From here on the plot gets too confus- Watch the trailer for Halloween 6: Curse Of Michael Myers NewJerseyStage.com 2015 - ISSUE 10 53