More to Death Edition3 2014 | Page 47

by charles cowling There isn’t a single successful business in Britain that doesn’t seek to grow through mergers and acquisitions. Consolidation, they call it. It’s a factor of competitive capitalism. Or greed, if you prefer. Whichever. The bigger you are, the more efficiently you can trade. Economies of scale enable you to bring your prices down, blow off competitors — and hey Tesco. So far so bad for Britain’s independent undertakers. Your days are surely numbered. Consolidation is under way. There’s no future for plankton in an ocean ruled by whales. Co-operative Funeralcare, Dignity plc and Funeral Services Partnership are coming to gobble you up. If you don’t believe it, consider the fate of our brewers. In 1900 there were 1,324 distinct beweries in England. By 1975 there were 141. Take heart! Just when the big brewers thought the field was theirs, something interesting happened. The Campaign for Real Ale (Camra) turned the tables on them. Camra’s campaign stimulated an appetite for well-made beers and choice. In the words of James Watt, managing director of craft brewers BrewDog, “People want something better, something ethical, and something made by passionate people.” He’s right, of course. The total number of breweries in England is back up from 141 to around 700 and rising. continued