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OPINIONS Marcy’s OPINIONS OPINIONS Adventures Page 14 - AUGUST 11, 2016 - mArTenSville meSSenGer Phone: 306-668-1093 Email: [email protected] 68-1093 Email: [email protected] ne: 306-668-1093 Email: [email protected] Pipeline rules lax: Auditor Those that want t o argue the Husky Oil pipeline spill happened because Premier Brad Wall was just too cozy with the oil companies are missing a couple very important points. First, the pipeline that ruptured was installed in 1997 during the days of the former NDP administration and, frankly, before the existence of Wall’s Sask. Party. Much is being made by conspiratorial Wall critics that his cozy relationship with the oil sector (and supposed interest in oil board appointments postpolitics) is somehow directly connected to what happened. This is nonsense. Well, lest we forget that one of the first things the great Tommy Douglas did after his career in politics was to accept an appointment to the Husky Oil Board of directors. (Yes, for those of you too young to remember, the much-vaunted social democrat leader went to the supposedly hated oil companies.) And while it is true that Wall eagerly attended Husky Energy’s opening of its Edam East heavy oil thermal project just a week before the election, a big part of a Premier’s job is to promote such economic growth and activity. It had nothing to do with the spill of 250,000 litres of crude oil into the North Saskatchewan River late last month. Even if, according to Husky, the spill was triggered during the startup of the pipeline connection of the company’s heavy oil connection in west central Saskatchewan, let us be clear that project was repeatedly reviewed by the Ministry of Environment for three years before startup. In fact, the ministry conducted reviews in August 2013, July 2014, December 2014 and December 2015. This takes us to the second, critical point: There is really no evidence that the Wall government has been specifically more lax than the former NDP government. The Environment Ministry contended that no specific environmental impact assessments were needed for these projects because they were not considered “developments” under the existing act and did not warrant an environmental impact review. So notwithstanding that Brad Wall is a far greater proponent of pipelines, no laws have changed to benefit the oil companies. But this, by no means, suggests that no one in Saskatchewan saw potential problems with the existing pipeline safety rules or how they were being enforced. In fact, the Provincial Auditor wrote back in 2012, the then Energy and Resources Ministry “did not have effective processes to ensure full compliance with The Pipelines Act, 1998 and The Pipelines Regulations, 2000. There are requirements under this legislation that are not being acted upon. Failure to regulate pipelines effectively could harm people or the environment.” Provincial Politics with Murray Mandryk Among the problems identified by the Auditor was the lack of “documented policies and procedure for its staff to use to monitor compliance with the law including the Canadian Standards Association (CSA) standards for pipelines.” Moreover, the auditor said “the ministry did not have the required staff” to ensure there was the required documentation to “support their assessment of an application against the Standard.” It all sounds rather bureaucratic. It is. But for those who are in love with the notion of cutting all forms of red tape (and the Wall government is certainly in this category), there are consequences - especially in areas involving selfregulation. So if self-regulation is to work - and it does seem to work in regulating everything from elevators to ultrasound - government still has to vigilant about ensuring companies are at least adhering to CSA standards set out in its own pipeline law. According to the Auditor five years ago, there was little documented evidence to support pipeline licensing decisions or “sufficient assurances as to whether pipelines are built as planned” or to ensure any “maintenance after construction is carried out.” Rules don’t work if we really have no idea whether they are being followed. Greatest international Scavenger Hunt the World Has ever Seen Marcy Cross, Martensville Messenger The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (GISHWHES) is over for another year. GISHWHES is a 7-time Guinness World Record breaking scavenger hunt, hosted by Misha Collins of Supernatural TV show fame that you can compete in from anywhere in the world, even from your own home. This year I decided to join a team with a friend from Edmonton. I went into it a little blind, not really having any idea what to expect, but I was pretty sure if I threw myself into it, I’d have a lot of fun. Thousands of participants from more than 100 countries build their own teams with friends or are placed on 15-person teams (of new friends!) and for one week, through laughter, sweat and tears (of joy of course), they complete tasks (items) on a fun, inspiring and sometimes jaw-dropping scavenger hunt list. The team that scavenges the most items with the highest quality of submissions joins Misha Collins on an all-expenses paid trip to Iceland. The items are “captured” as videos or images and uploaded to a website to memorialize the annual GISHWHES experience and to supply the judges with something to judge. The more sublime and creative a submission is, the more points awarded. Items range from the sweet and touching, “perform a sock puppet show at a children’s hospital” to the weirdly sublime, “a fully dressed storm trooper cleaning a pool next to a sunbather,” to the absolutely impossible, “get the word “GISHWHES” written on something in space” (a team actually pulled this off!). You don’t need to be an amazing artist or social butterfly to win. You just need dedication, drive, a little creative thinking and a will to win. The first item I completed was “help someone without access to clean water gain access to clean water” and so I purchased a Lifestraw from lifestraw.com. The straw-style filter lets you turn up to 1,000 liters of contaminated water into safe drinking water. The Lifestraw will go to a person in a country with no access to clean water. The second item was to “have a 250 word OpEd column publi shed in a newspaper. Many people may have seen my ‘How Do You Plan To Spend Your Extra Second?’ article in last week’s Messenger. The other part of the item was that I wasn’t allowed to tell the publishers that it was an item for GISHWHES. Thank you to Shanine and Jocelyn for trusting me on that one. In total I completed just over ten items out of a list of more than 170. I couldn’t have done it without considerable help from my WonderWomen teammate Julianne Taylor who was the artist behind two of the items. She created the ‘tombstone’ I used to bury regret and the playdough picture that recreated last week’s Messenger front page. My favorite item was to “live out a dream”. Well my dreams are nightmares and people are always chasing me and trying to kill me. With the help of my cousins across the street I was able to submit a picture of them chasing me down the road with a bat, a pitchfork (Ryan why do you have a pitchfork?), a broom, and some gardening shears. One of the final items that was posted for Gishers to attempt was to fundraise and bring awareness to four refugee families. The goal was to raise $150,000.00 for the Change A Life campaign or crowdrise.com. Misha Collins wrote to all participants after the final day of the hunt, “Together, we raised - at the time I’m writing this - $208,000.00 to help change the lives of FOUR families thrust into desperate circumstances by the civil war in Syria. This item alone stands as a testament to all we're capable of together. Combined with all the other accomplishments of this past week, it's clear that Gishers are an unstoppable force— not only a force of weird, but a force for good.” Many of my friends and family stepped up and donated to this amazing campaign. Overall this was an amazing experience. I’ve learned so much about what a GISHWHES week is all about. I will be so much more prepared for next year. For more information about the crazy, silly, amazing, and good things that come from GISHWHES, or to join for next year, visit GISHWHES. com. ABOVE: Marcy getting chased down the street by her cousins, who were armed with various “weapons” to re-enact one of Marcy’s nightmares. Letter to the Editor Canadian at Rio Olympics is more concerned about Toronto Blue Jays The Martensville Messenger welcomes letters to the editor for publication. Letters must be signed and a phone number and/or email address included so the writer’s identity can be verified. ALL letters are the opinion of the writer and NOT the Martensville Messenger. We reserve the right to edit letters for length, clarity or compliance with the current standards of public taste. Submit your letter to [email protected] or jottenbreit@ martensvillemessenger.ca or drop by the Martensville Messenger office at Bay #7 - 301 Centennial Drive North.