Luxe Beat Magazine APRIL 2015 | Page 114

collection. Pick the Lunatic Express. For private dining experiences, best oo th hon ymoon t nt yo n your honeymoon tent shambolic, don’t accuse the loved one of wild treacheries – it’s a baboon battalion that’s accessed your bags and the tent’s mélange of quaint collectibles: an old typewriter roo h r a rammar hon ar up there, and time has stalled everywhere. Relax. Get your butler to organise an in-suite massage followed by a dip in a colonial canvas bath for sun-downers after which yo n yo r inin ta a r or a o r o r r at r provides the serenade. Verity Williams, who has a reputation for making the best carbonara, makes even better curry for Sunday lunch. In honour of the two British army offi r an th ir i r lunching with, I enquire. The “curry” being Britain’s “national dish,” patriotic soldiers must patronise it even on holiday, no doubt. But Verity reveals the “curry” has long been an African native, since the time when British colonisers imported Indian coolies to construct railways. The army wives entrench themselves in Verity’s “curry,” much to her delight. r y th r in o t i htin are wonderful. But the piece de resistance is Verity’s bush breakfasts dispatched on camels that bear everything from food and drinks to bush toilets! Cottar’s 1920 Sabuk It’s said there are no walls between Sabuk and Sudan. Dining in the lodge is like dining outdoors, as you sit on barks fashioned into fantastic sofas an ta t on ro oor o timbered ceilings. Certainly, no walls come between you and the river below this raised wind-whipped abode (and I share my unwalled room with hyraxes, amongst other creatures). If you thought curry, on safari in the African wilderness, is an impossibility, then lodge-owner Sirikoi Kenya Sanctuary at Ol Lentille (Via Nanyuki/Loisaba with Safarilink) John and Jill went up the hill and built a lodge with a view to a kill. John a in i arat nan ia His wife Jill manoeuvred the law. They lived in many places, doing many things, before building this sanctuary that gifted the community. They champion “Having fun, Doing Good!” And they rake in the rich who donate. t ohn n th min mor precious. Over suppers (mine always in the captivating salons of my Sultan’s Room, that has fantastic artwork and antiques and integrates natural rock into its romantic red walls), John serves food for thought. He doesn’t want one-time donations (although helpful, especially with US$1 million which one guest gave), but long-term solutions to perennial conservation and community problems. 114