Loot Crate Magazine January 2017 Origins | Page 22

tmnt muglet horoscopes

By Tamara Brooks
Peer into your future ! Match your muglet with the entries below and find out your 2017 Horoscope !
DONATELLO
Don ’ t be afraid to expand your mind this year ! If you ’ ve ever had an itch to learn how to code , take an art class , try making something out of worbla or any other new pursuit , there ’ s no time like the present . Feel free to learn new things and spread your mental wings . Stop repairing Baxter Stockman ’ s robots when you find them because they always wreck the lab and try to kill you .
MICHELANGELO
Balance is the key to not burning yourself out in 2017 . Handle your business at work but actually take a day off if you ’ re feeling sick . Go to parties and hang out with friends but don ’ t plan so much stuff that you feel overwhelmed . And don ’ t forget the importance of relaxing and recuperating ! Also , don ’ t be afraid of a little adventure , even if it ’ s as small as trying some new / unconventional pizza toppings .
SHREDDER
You may want to rule this year with a pointy iron fist but being a control freak probably won ’ t get you the results you want . It ’ s ok to ask for help or delegate tasks . Learn to let go of the things you can ’ t control and make the best of it . Try not to mutate and anthropomorphize any more animals , they make terrible assistants . And don ’ t forget to polish your armor for maximum entrance drama .
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