KNOW, the Magazine for Paralegals Summer 2014 | Page 35

m Just Big for My Age. e B. Estrin For the posting portion of the program, you’re just supposed to think of witty things 24/7 or deliver a post of an article you don’t care about so people notice you. I’m getting noticed, all right. I just can’t reach out to them. Same with Facing it. I think people are reeeallly stretching it here with stuff to write about. I feel sorry for some of these little kids whose parents post their pictures every single day. Problem is, I am not going to expose my family (I’ve been cyberstalked viciously by a paralegal down in Atlanta who is obsessed with me) so I’m not going to go through that again. Honestly. I don’t know what to talk about on Facebook. I never learned that small talk stuff. There’s only so many times you can talk about the 105 degree heat, my weight loss of 115 lbs or comment on someone’s cute puppy. I refuse to talk about driving to work and the delay I had getting my Starbucks. Does that make me less approachable? Or does it make me more like a real human being. And, just what is it that I’m supposed to do with 7,000 LI followers? Particularly under the politically correct guidelines and no-no’s. For that matter, how do you know when anyone reads anything you posted on LinkedIn? It’s the great unknown. Are there readers out there? If so, give us a holler.... Hello! we’re over here! Am I the kid who noticed the Emperor wasn’t wearing any clothes? Does this make me a dinosaur or does it make me realistic? Dinosaurs are somehow hard to miss. And no one wants to tell you that you’re just totally inept. If you’ve read this post, help me out here. Signal to me. Post to my blog. Send me an IN email. Write here, put something in the LI groups I own and cultivated: KNOW, OLP, Legal Vendors, Paralegal Mgrs, Vitual Paralegal, Paralegal Group, eDiscovery Paralegal. I may have left one or two out. Being a dinosaur doesn’t have to be that bad. Really, it doesn’t. It kind of has a cache all its own. No one wants to be labeled a dinosaur. I don’t care how many Godzilla movies are made. All dinosaurs want is just a little acknowledgement that they’re still here, still pokin’ along and still kickin’. I am still kickin, aren’t I? 35