Green Child Magazine Winter 2015 | Page 81

It’s been a while since I had a wee one, but I can remember several totally useless things I thought I needed as a new mom, when what I really needed was to not buy them at all. These are the top 10 baby items that say, “hello landfill!” all too often: 1. Matching crib bedding set with bumpers: Yeah, that went into storage about a week after we brought the baby home. Totally impractical. And the bumper pads are actually dangerous. As a matter of fact, the crib didn’t get used either… 2. New clothes: They were only used a handful of times before little boo grew out of them, so I should’ve just bought pre-owned. I’m SURE my baby wouldn’t care, and I would’ve saved a ton of money. 3. Diaper keeper: You know, I’m talking about that pretty thing that hangs on the outside of the crib. It was really the last thing I needed in my baby care routine. And just for looks?? Nah, I’ll pass. is usually sprayed with brominated flame retardants. Obviously nothing I wanted to keep around. 7. White noise maker: Why did I spend $35 on this chunk of plastic when I could’ve used my extra air cleaner?? 8. Baby bath tub: ALMOST useful, but not really. My pre-installed sink does the job just as well and that way we skipped the wasteful plastic (including those inflatable rings made from toxic PVC). 9. Changing table: Well, it looks pretty, but my couch and floor got WAY more atte