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careers are the fans. They are what make anything and everything possible. Instrument – If you pick up and learn to play any instrument, what would it be? Piano , although I imagine it would be hard to pick one up. Joke – Tell us your best joke! Knock knock… Knowledge – Who is the best at totally useless knowledge and weird facts? sort of thing. Stage – What’s the most embarrassing thing you have had happen to you whilst on stage? Embarrassing… well I have fallen, gotten electrocuted, smashed my own junk with a microphone, mispronounced things, called out wrong sports teams. So, take your pick. Tips – What tips or advice would you give to anyone starting up a band? Enjoy every second of it. Google. Unknown – Tell us an unknown fact about the band! Line-up – If you could put together your ideal tour line-up, and you could pick two bands to play alongside you, who would you pick and why? We are all weird as fuck. Limp Bizkit and Korn. They are both pretty much the entire reason that I do what I do. Material – Looking back at all the material you have released so far as a band, what has been your absolute favourite? ‘Look At Yourself’, hands down. Next – What’s next to come from the band? What do you hope to have achieved by the end of the year? Good vibes, good times, connect with the people and rock a few stages. Opportunity – If you were given the opportunity to headline any festival in the world, which would you pick? This is a very strange question. Prodigy – If you could have been a child prodigy, what would you have been skilled at? Probably sleeping or procrastination. Queen – Who is the band’s biggest drama queen? Me. Rituals – Do you have any pre-show rituals? I have my daily routine; breakfast, green tea, nap. That Viral – If you could do or say something that would go viral, what would you want it to be? Until we understand that we are one human race, we are destined to die by our own devices. Oh and APHEX TWIN IS GOD. Writing – What influences you when it comes to writing new songs? Depends, sometimes I will be creating noise in my head which later translates into music. In another situation it could be lyrics that spark the creative flame musically and vice versa. X-rated – Do you have any bizarre or x-rated tour stories? Unfortunately it’s no longer the 80’s. Everything happens in the DM’s. Year – What can we expect to see from the band for the remainder of this year? Live performances, new content etc… Zombie – If the entire band were involved in a zombie apocalypse, who would be eaten first and who would survive? If the Zombies know what’s good for them they will be coming for the prime rib of human flesh A.K.A yours truly. Who would survive the longest? Probably Phil, he’s like a ex circus freak, he can climb shit. www.eliteonlinemag.com 183