Chocolate or Vanilla?
by Adam Walter (written pre-election)
Chocolate or vanilla? Mac or PC? Trump or Hillary? All are difficult questions.
But are they really?
We are closing in slowly on what could be the end of our nation. Our next leader
will either be a baby in a man’s body or a woman
who believes when you delete something on the
internet it is gone forever. Donald Trump and
Hillary Clinton are the two going head-to-head to
find their way into the Oval Office. In fact, it
seems like they really are going head-to-head.
Watching the debates these past few weeks I
observe that they only bat at each other. Clinton
will make a remark towards Trump that he will
smack down with a deep, sharp mouth on the
microphone: “Wrong.” Then Trump will turn
around and attack Clinton. She gives a convincing grin as if to say, “This guy can’t be
serious,” but we all know that she is really thinking, “Oh, no, he knows.”
There has been lots of concern about the emails Hillary Clinton has “deleted.”
Personally I think most of them are just account confirmation for Club Penguin or
Minecraft. But in reality 30,000+ emails have vanished. Why is this concerning? Well,
this makes Hillary untrustworthy to many
Americans.
Then there is dear old Donald Trump. Oh,
Donald, quite the guy. I think people actually do
like Trump but are too afraid to say it. He really
wouldn’t be that bad as a president. Of course, he
is a woman-trashing pig and talks like he has the
IQ level of rock, but if America gives him a
chance, maybe having a non-politician in the
Oval Office will do us some good.
I would like to apologize to the American people.
I have done nothing to detract from the political debate, but I also have done nothing to
help better this election cycle. Then again, I am a sixteen-year-old kid who truly does
not care how this election turns out; nor do I have the time. So good luck, America.
Don’t make the wrong decision, though there is no right one.