3. Tell the truth
Colleges value honesty. That’s why they don’t let you send in your own transcript.
So just tell them the whole honest truth, and nothing but the truth.
Example: I’m not going to lie, I’m sitting on the toilet rn, and this email is kind of
ruining it all, so I’m just kind of going to let it all slide. You know, to each his own
man, wabi sabi, bro.
4. Lie
Colleges don’t exactly promote honesty. I mean, let's be real here, you hear about
students cheating or lying or falsifying data on the daily. How about grade
inflation? They love lying!
Example: Sorry, but I’m really all the way booked, I just don’t think I can make it.
Sorry, I like totally would, but I’m just so totally overbooked, LOL.
5. Make a recording of you screaming into a microphone, and reply with that
Colleges just love screamo bands. Did you know that the lead singer from Rise
Against went to Yale? He didn’t
Example: AaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
6. Don’t respond
You know, I bet that guy writing the emails doesn’t really care. He’s probably only
in it for the paycheck, anyway.
Now with all of that in mind, go out there, and respond to some emails!
Make me proud!
Aliens: The TRUTH
by Adam Walter and Ben Neufeld
For years people have asked the question, “Are aliens real? Are aliens here on
Earth? What do they look like?” These are all great questions. You are being presented
an inside view of two high school students’
perspective on the unknown, yet known, alien.
Aliens today are most commonly seen in
Hollywood. Not waltzing around on the street or
hiding in the bushes, but rather in front of the
camera. Many movies have been produced and set on
screen that could give a good idea on what kind of
creatures are out there. Most people, when they think
“alien,” picture a green creature about the size of an
average man with a big, long head, maybe big, beady
eyes, and a snarling mouth.