jokes & toons
THE IMPORTANCE OF A
THUMB!
Babies use it for chewing.
Illiterate people use it to give signs
Winners use it for victory
My fans use it to red my messages.
WEDDING SPEECH FROM GIRL TO
HER IN-LAWS
“My dear family, I thank you for welcoming
in my new house. Firstly I must tell you that
my presence here should not change your
routines.
Those who used to do the laundry must
keep doing it. Those cooking must keep on
cooking.I will not disturb nybody’s routine.
I’m only here to have FUN and entertain your
son.
BEER VS WOMEN
A beer is alwys wet, a woman is not!
1 point for beer!
Beer is horrible when it is hot!
1 point for women.
A cold beer satisfies you!
1 point for beer.
For a beer, you pay taxes!
1 point for women.
If you take second beer, the first does not get
angry!
1 point for beer.
You can always be sure that you are the first
opening a beer!
1 point for beer.
You know eactly how much a beer costs!
1 point for beer.
Score= beer (5) - women (2)
if you are woman reading this and getting
angry, know that a beer would never get
angry.
Another point for beer!
A Poem by Francis Chikanga
FAKE SMILE
I was once sad and lonely,
Having nobody to comfort me,
So I wore a mask that always smiled
To hide my feelings behind a lie.
Before long, I had many friends
With my mask, I was one of them.
But deep inside, I still felt empty,
Like I was missing a part of me.
Nobody could hear my cries at night
For I designed my mask to hide the
lies.
Nobody could feel the pain I felt
For I designed my mask to laugh.
Behind all the smiles were the tears
And behind all the comfort were
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the fears.
Everything you think you see,
Wasn’t everything there was to me.
Day by day,
I was slowly dying.
I couldn’t go on,
There was something missing..
Until now I’m still searching
For the thing that’ll stop my crying.
For someone who’ll erase my fears,
For the person who’ll wipe my tears.
But till then I’ll keep on smiling.
Hiding behind this mask I’m wearing.
Hoping one day I can smile,
Till then, I’ll be here.. waiting