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the hostess. I saw one automaton rifling through a lady's personal effects! To my horror, Mr. Vandenklamp was pulled from the sauna right in front of us and thrown overboard! Only my shock kept me from screaming. Why, oh why, are there only two settings? Hospitable and inhospitable? No neutral? Whose idea was that? The J.W. Wells company can expect a strongly-worded letter! Cyprien and I passed a locked room containing Sir Hammerhorn of the rest the human crew, who were pressed against the window trying to get our attention. Cyprien is a sturdy boy, and I could go into detail about this, let me tell you, because he is indeed a fine-looking young man, but I won't go on about how strongly-built a fellow he is, because it would take up too much time. He is sort of thin, not particularly muscular in cut, but strong throughout. Sort of sinewy, one might say. It's a very attractive shape for a man to have, if I were to have opinions about that sort of thing. I might find that sort of shape attractive in a husband. But he could not pry open the door. Through the little window, Sir Hammerhorn scolded the sailor for shutting the hospitality unit off. Cyprien gave me a very comical and wry look. “There is only one hope for us now,” Sir Hammerhorn shouted through the glass pane. He told us that if we could get to the First Mate and turn the hospitality dial on the back of its—her?— head, it would be able to land the vessel safely. The airship swayed suddenly, and grinded against the side of some mountain. It knocked me quite off my feet and I fell through the door of