A Steampunk Guide to Hunting Monsters 4 | Page 4

the journey of the Genie Tuesday, May the Twenty-Fifth We arrived in Turkey, and were presented with lavish quarters bedecked in rich oriental rugs and luxurious sofa pillows. I am particularly fond of the oriental lamps, and rub each one I come in contact with... just in case a genie should pop out. One never knows, does one? Mrs. Bamfield and I are assigned to share a tent together, which will be great fun. She says Missus Mister has seen the famed Genie of Abdullah Al-Khāfid before! It is the only Genie in captivity known to exist! Perhaps we three might compare our thoughts once we see the marvel! Thursday, May the Twenty-Seventh Each member of the monster hunting tour was left with a few hours to spare before the showing of the Genie. Brunhilde Bamfield and I immediately set out for the local market, and were rather enthusiastically welcomed! Though some may have thought me a bit daft, I rubbed every single lamp I could find hoping to discover a genie of my own! The ones that the street vendors directed me to were far too shiny to house a Djinn, yet I rubbed them all the same. Mrs. Bamfield appeared to be searching for something quite specific, but when I asked, she sounded evasive. “Oh, look,” she said, distracting me. “There is Mr. Longville. Perhaps he would act as a porter for our purchases? We intend to purchase many souvenirs!” Mr. Longville -- or should I say Monsieur, the poor dear, having to bear a French ancestry -- did not want to leave women unattended, and began to hover about me as if we were quite attached. Of course, there is nothing like that between Percy -- I mean Mr. Longville -- and myself. He is not at all the kind of man with whom I could permit an entanglement. I stood well apart. I passed a table with a very ancient, battered lamp and could not resist giving it a quick rub— though, of course, I knew nothing would happen. “And how many lamps have you polished along the way?” he asked. “You will not tease me,” I replied, returning his smile. “When I gain possession of three magical wishes, and you do not.” “No, no, beautiful lady!” cried a merchant. He was apparently locked in heated argument with Brunhilde. “It cannot be that you want such a thing!” “But I do,” Mrs. Bamfield said, firmly. “Price is no object.” This seemed to have eased the poor man’s conscience, and he led her away into an alley